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The Queen

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'The Burrito King.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Reign Man

Stone henge swing.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Beefeater

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Knight Supplies

People who understand Venn diagrams

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Thomas Wyatt

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.