King Of The Jungle Fan T-Shirts

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Cat king.

Rogue elephant

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

The Queen

Leopards do change their spots

Fiction for Plumbers

Rudyard Kipling

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Gobel Giraffe Farm

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko No Comebacko.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'