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King Kong goes nine-to-five.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Cat king.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Rogue elephant

"Tarzan no want computer."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Fiction for Plumbers

Rudyard Kipling

The Queen

Leopards do change their spots

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

Gobel Giraffe Farm

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'