King Of The Jungle Wannabe T-Shirts

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

"I told you to stop doing this if you're going to approach each table saying 'little help here'."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight