King Of The Jungle Wannabe T-Shirts

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

"I told you to stop doing this if you're going to approach each table saying 'little help here'."

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"