Jungle King T-Shirts

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

'And this is John's little corner.'

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Ready Mum?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

Ecotourism.

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"It must be still charging."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Lion Choir.

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'