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Modern animal communication

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Snowman of the Apes

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Crow and fox

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Ecotourism.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'