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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'No you can't be a vegetarian, son. It just isn't very lion.'

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"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Monkey Business

"Yeah, I might be a runt, but the bright side is that I'm not a target for trophy hunters..."

Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Aha! - the pygmy village must be nearby..."

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

'Hurry up in there! -- I don't have all day, you know!'

'When Jane divorced me she let me keep my loin cloth.'

"I don't get it! I put my hand up all the time, but the teacher just ignores me. . ."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'King of the jungle? Mercy no, but I might consider Queen.'

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'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

'He sure has a cold nose, doesn't he?'

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

'I'm wearing those me print panties you like.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

'Your ape call is important to us - please press 6 for angry natives, 5 for lions, or 4 for a general stampede!'

'You think being short and fat is bad?-- I've been struck by lightning seventeen times this year!'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Lions secret revealed.

'We're really lost! I haven't seen a Starbucks for over an hour.'

"Yes, it's perfume! Laugh all you want, but it masks my natural scent and lets me sneak closer to prey..."