Jungle Prankster T-Shirts

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

"Apple harvest."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

How to scare cats.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"It was a professional hit..."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'