Wildlife Prankster T-Shirts

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

"This should teach them to take a vacation and not feed us!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Too much concealer?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Apple harvest."

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"