Wildlife Prankster Prints

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

"This should teach them to take a vacation and not feed us!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Apple harvest."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.