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Smile...an anaconda just ate your husband.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I think we both know who did it...."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Back to the Holidays

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Hide and Seek

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"It was worth a try."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication