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'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

'Checkmate!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The Ascent of Man.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Wishing Well

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."