Physics Prankster T-Shirts

'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Wishing Well

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Timpani for the devil

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

History's First Prop Gag

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Square root of chicken is egg.

Calculator Jokes

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Fishermen catches fish.

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...