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"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Wishing Well

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Children in a Nursery.

Tank color choices.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Timpani for the devil