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"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

The Adventures of God

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Children in a Nursery.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Wishing Well

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Tank color choices.

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Timpani for the devil