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Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Catch this!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Sartre's E-Mail

Wishing Well

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well