Physics Prankster Mugs

'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Wishing Well

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Timpani for the devil

Recombinant DNA Lab.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Square root of chicken is egg.

Calculator Jokes

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Mooning Moon

Fishermen catches fish.

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"