Math Prankster Mugs

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'You said you were after a creative tax lawyer.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"The blow drier is broken."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Math Jokes

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Wishing Well

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.