Math Prankster Pillows

'You said you were after a creative tax lawyer.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"The blow drier is broken."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Math Jokes

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

Wishing Well

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."