Calculus Pranksters Pillows

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"It's dress down day!"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Wishing Well

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

Shake well before using.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'