Calculus Pranksters Gifts

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"It's dress down day!"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Cuckoo bird in office.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Wishing Well

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Recombinant DNA Lab.