Primitive Prankster T-Shirts

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Early photobombing

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"