Jungle Prankster Mugs

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Snowman of the Apes

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Apple harvest."

"Influence this."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Monkey Business

Way too much anthropomorphising

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

How to scare cats.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"It was a professional hit..."