Outdoorsy Prankster Mugs

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

I fart more than that!

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Clown Skis.

Stupid Cupid.