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'No termites, no grubs, no leaves... What kind of crazy restaurant is this?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Way too much anthropomorphising

Monkey Business

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

T-Rex of the Apes

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Fasten your seat belt."

'Tarzan'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.