Jungle Humor Pillows

'No termites, no grubs, no leaves... What kind of crazy restaurant is this?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Fasten your seat belt."

T-Rex of the Apes

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Tarzan'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"