Jungle Humorist Pillows

'YOU Tarzan... ME Jane's attorney.'

I don't believe this! Where did they get these photos?

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

"Who's responsible for this thing? It's filthy."

Way too much anthropomorphising

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Too much concealer?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Try me/try me/try me...

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Get out of my face!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"