Jungle Joke Fanatic Pillows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Snowman of the Apes

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Rudyard Kipling

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

Modern animal communication

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Bear in the Outhouse.