Jungle Joke Fanatic Gifts

Call Center. AAAEEEAAEEA! We have to fire Tarzan -- He doesn't understand it's not that kind of "call" center.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Snowman of the Apes

"Influence this."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Monkey Business

Rudyard Kipling

Way too much anthropomorphising

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Modern animal communication

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

Bear in the Outhouse.