Jungle Humor Fan Gifts

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

Boris & Trump

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Snowman of the Apes

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

tiger strangling snakes

Way too much anthropomorphising

Toilet humour

Rudyard Kipling

Monkey Business

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Leopards do change their spots

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Reality Bites

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'