Jungle Humor Fan Pillows

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Snowman of the Apes

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Leopards do change their spots

Rudyard Kipling

Toilet humour

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Reality Bites

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'