Jungle Humor Lover Pillows

'Can you account for this big order of nuts and bananas by your department?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Influence this."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Monkey Business

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Tarzan'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Fake."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

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