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'Can you account for this big order of nuts and bananas by your department?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Influence this."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Tarzan'

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

City Hammock

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Fake."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'