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'I'm afraid I specialize in the Law of the Jungle. Let me give you the name of a colleague who handles divorce.'

Water company bonus.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'Tarzan'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

City Hammock

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

The 1st annual 'coming together of the species' party had been going superbly until this point.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Do you think we ought to?'

"Call Jane."

'YOU Tarzan... ME Jane's attorney.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

"Way to impress my girlfriend Dad: A mighty burp instead of a mighty roar!"

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'