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"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'Hey, we're all adults here, so a little jungle humor's okay, right? There was this stupid elephant...'

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Snowman of the Apes

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

tiger strangling snakes

Way too much anthropomorphising

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Leopards do change their spots

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Reality Bites

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'