Jungle Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

Banana bread? This is the greatest thing since sliced bananas!

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'Hey, we're all adults here, so a little jungle humor's okay, right? There was this stupid elephant...'

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Snowman of the Apes

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

tiger strangling snakes

Leopards do change their spots

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Monkey Business

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Way too much anthropomorphising