Jungle Explorer Humor Pillows

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Jungle Stores.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'