Jungle Explorer Pillows

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"And cc the rest of the food chain."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

Rain forest ends here.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

Quicker sand.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Boy, are we gonna work overtime tonight!"

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'

Primate patent office

'Maybe there's a reason no one has pioneered this market.'

Big Game Hunting.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Cannibals cooking clowns - 'I don't know... it tastes funny!'

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."

'It's a survival mechanism: Predators don't usually want to eat smokers...'

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."