Jungle Explorer Mugs

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

"And cc the rest of the food chain."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Rain forest ends here.

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Quicker sand.

"Boy, are we gonna work overtime tonight!"

'Maybe there's a reason no one has pioneered this market.'

"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'

Scientist on field trip.

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'...but on the bright side...can't you just feel your pores opening?'

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Cannibals cooking clowns - 'I don't know... it tastes funny!'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

'Sure I still have that old killer instinct,but I just don't have teeth anymore.'

'It's a survival mechanism: Predators don't usually want to eat smokers...'

Big Game Hunting.

Snake to snake: 'This is one of those days I just can't seem to unwind.'