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Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

'Nice try...'

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

It was finally decided that the Chinese-made machetes were a poor investment.

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

"No, no, no! It's one thing to throw your own faeces, but you're not allowed to throw anyone else's!"

'I'm getting a lot of anger.'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

"My dad shot an oryx once."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Ecotourism.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Snowman of the Apes

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Ready Mum?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Crow and fox

Veloci-Rapper

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'