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Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

'Nice try...'

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

"See what I mean?"

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

It was finally decided that the Chinese-made machetes were a poor investment.

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

"No, no, no! It's one thing to throw your own faeces, but you're not allowed to throw anyone else's!"

'I'm getting a lot of anger.'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"My dad shot an oryx once."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Ecotourism.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

Who has two thumbs and

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Ready Mum?'

Snowman of the Apes

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Veloci-Rapper

Crow and fox

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'