Jungle Jogger T-Shirts

Seated Elephant

Running

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Ready Mum?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Jogging...

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Fast Food Dieter

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Treadmillstone

Ecotourism.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Spider's Web Trampoline

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"It must be still charging."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Manhattan Woods

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Teddy jogging

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'