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'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"