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'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Paper Route

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

James decided to stay in that night.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

Professional woman in pub

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Lost Diary'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'