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'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

The Bookworm

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Reading my Critics

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.