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'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

Elephant Tracks.

Jungle Communication

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Deforestation.

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Ed had the worst route of them all.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Didn't the medicine man tell you to avoid salty snacks?'

Explorers come across knife sharpening business in jungle.

Teacher to jungle kid: 'Use your inside voice, Tarzan.'

'At law school I majored in law of the jungle.'

Lets get out of here on the double

'It's a stainless-steel collar: A few lions have lost teeth trying to go for my jugular...'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

A snake bites his lip - 'I hope I'm not poisonous, I just bit my lip!'

'You're looking for Dr. Livingstone? ? do you have a referral?'

'Holy S**t!'

'What's going on in the jungle'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

In the Jungle.

'No I do not give up!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

'Over here doofus!'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."