Jungle Adventurer Gifts

'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

Elephant Tracks.

Ant And Dec,

Jungle Communication

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."

Deforestation.

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Ed had the worst route of them all.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'At law school I majored in law of the jungle.'

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'Didn't the medicine man tell you to avoid salty snacks?'

Explorers come across knife sharpening business in jungle.

Teacher to jungle kid: 'Use your inside voice, Tarzan.'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'It's a stainless-steel collar: A few lions have lost teeth trying to go for my jugular...'

Lets get out of here on the double

In the Jungle.

A snake bites his lip - 'I hope I'm not poisonous, I just bit my lip!'

'You're looking for Dr. Livingstone? ? do you have a referral?'

'What's going on in the jungle'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

'Holy S**t!'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

Crash test dummy testing vine by swinging into brick wall in jungle while jungle man takes notes.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'