Jungle Adventure Gifts

Elephant Tracks.

"Call Jane."

'Cheeta tells me that you swing both ways. '

Beware of cat.

Tarzan fights mouse.

Tarzan is dead having gotten tangled up in the vines and out of reach from his dropped knife

Tarzan loses momentum

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"