Jungle Exploration Gifts

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

Lets get out of here on the double

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

Intrepid Explorer Fail

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"How did the liposuction work out?"

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Help me, help me!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'

'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here.'

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'

'He's come here on one of those 'self-catering' holidays.'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Jane - are you sure you've really got into this living in the jungle thing

"Don't high five the lion again."

Tarzan gets gypped.

'I'm counting on you to keep me updated on the hottest jungle companies.'

Man with parachute mistaken for a vine by jungle man.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Dear me, packed lunches are just not the same."

Walking monkey.

"Bad news, son, it isn't a jungle out there."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

"I understand things are jumping in the tree canopy."

"'Goodbye cruel world'? Really Smithers?! That's the best you can do??!!"