Jungle Enthusiast Gifts

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'No, those chest pains don't mean you're having a heart attack. You're just thumping your chest too hard.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Wish me luck Jane... it's a jungle out there!'

'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'

Jungle Games

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'Say 'AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAA', Mr Tazan.'

'Mummy, Mummy, this is great: There's a nit-outbreak at school!'

Oh, sure, she paints and they all go gaga. But I do interpretive dance and they all yell "stampede!"

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"It's better for the environment not to shower everyday."

'...All the animals in the jungle are now on the list of endangered species '

Bob cheats on the true test of manhood.

'He was a tough, hard boiled character.'

'You may not be King of the Jungle anymore but you're still my mane man.'

tiger strangling snakes

'Bad career moves, number 53'

Ears nose and throat doctor waiting room.

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Jungle Olympics

Gorilla in bathroom stall with leaves as toilet roll.

"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."

'King of the Jungle', yeah right: I can't even get my kids to listen to me...

'Sure it's expensive. You think saving the rainforest comes cheap?'

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

Tarzan calls his next witness.

'Eat more roughage?! Took me 20 minutes to run this one down...ain't that rough enough?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'It used to be a jungle out there!'

Reality Bites