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'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Beach con-man.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'