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'See? I told you he was real.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Bad Cheetah!!!

"Me, Tarzan, take you, Jane, to be my. . ."

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

Tarzan and Jane's First Date: 'Why don't I swing by and pick you up about eight?'

'I can't say much for their public transportation here.'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

Me Tarzan, you Cheeta

'Ooops, sorry Dawson.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."