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'Bursitis.'

'This taste funny to you?'

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

Spider trap.

I didn't think Elspeth had a musical bone in her body.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Banana Arcade Game

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"Before they went out of style, Tarzan found it quite practical to wear cargo shorts."

"Kong has to be nearby. He left his phone on his charger."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Here comes that fly-by-night.'

He knew one sure way to get a table without a reservation.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Face facts, Larry — even for an elephant you're fat!'

'The bottom of the garden's starting to look like a jungle again Brian.'

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

Hunter/Tourist/Native/Nerd. Lion Vending Machines.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Mgwimpi's fast foods, "Want french fries with that?"

"I can't sleep in anymore."

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the whole day eating.'

Reptilian trauma.

"Yes, my mahout makes me work hard, but boy do I love the way he scrubs me when we bath in the river..."

"So, how were the first few bites?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'